Alright, let’s give this a go. First off, I don’t hate my life; it’s pretty great, actually, but I’m missing a little passion and connection. I’d like to make a genuine connection, and meeting in person someday isn’t impossible.

I’ve been married for six years and have two children. I’d prefer if you have children too, but it’s not a deal breaker if you don’t. I’m 6’, have dark brown hair (with some gray), and I’m in shape and confident enough to share my photo.

I dive into everything I do, and I’d love it if you have something you’re truly passionate about. It doesn’t matter what it is the more niche, the better. Teach me about something I know nothing about, and I’m sure I can do the same for you.

I’ve traveled all over the world and have many stories about ending up in unexpected places. I hope you have your passport; it might be fun to think about whisking you away somewhere someday.

I’m very capable of carrying a conversation, but I can be a little more reactive, so please be able to give me something to work with. Please don’t start this off with just “hey.”

I love music, so be ready to trade playlists. Pick your top ten, and let’s see where our tastes overlap.

I enjoy making things furniture, art, occasion cards, etc. If you’d like a Mr. Deeds-esque birthday card, give me a shot. I always like seeing things other people have made, so feel free to share, and I can share some of mine if you’d like.

There’s much more to say, but it’s getting a little long, so let’s wrap it up. I would prefer you to be between 28 and 38; outside of that range, our life experiences might not align, but you never know, so it’s not a hard limit.

If your first message includes a labia pic you’ll be blocked.

If you’ve made it this far, reach out and let’s see where it goes. Hope to hear from you