🎶🎶 Cowboy, you roped me with your red vine Unwrap me under the Christmas tree And let's get tangled in the tinsel Show me what you got in the sack for me Come here, Cowboy I mean now, boy 🎶🎶

Before you read on, please know that I dont respond to single word replies or generic copy/paste replies. Give me some effort.

I'm just a normal woman, looking for A little excitement and joy. My life is remarkably ordinary. I work, I do the wife and mom things. I am working towards my Bachelor of Commerce. I cuss like a trucker and say out of pocket shit. I often wonder how I'm supposed to do everything I need to do in a day and still sleep. So I don't sleep much. And then decide that I'm lonely and unloved and need a secondary partner.

I've been with my husband for nearly an entire life sentence. The marriage is…functional, but unhappy and I no longer love him. He says he loves me, but it doesn't feel that way.

I’m 5’5 with dark red hair, blue eyes, freckles. I'm a bit thicker than I like to be and am actively working to get back in shape. I have no tattoos or piercings. I'm a pretty average looking woman, except I do have a pretty great ass.

Things I like ~ Being outside, football, dogs, concerts, whiskey, Spotify (I clocked 63,000 minutes in 2024 and it was a slow year), my teen daughter (most of the time), adventures in the mountains, the northern lights, long drives, deep conversations, things that make me laugh and things that scare me a little (yep, I love dark romance), nutrition & fitness

You should be someone who's open to all the possibilities this could lead to and adept in the art of conversation. Please be in your 30s or early 40s.

You should have broad availability. I'm not a 9-5 girlfriend. If I'm going to be waiting hours for replies, it won't work. I love chatting through the day and I want to have a reason to look forward to notifications on my phone.

I'm mostly attracted to white men. Blue collar guys to the front please! I'm really looking for someone who shares my interests and is in a similar place in their relationship.

Do you want to be the only Christmas gift I get this year?