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Quick_Fox_2025 is a male age 51 looking for a female
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Hi there, fellow Redditor!

Let me guessā€”youā€™ve scrolled through so many dating profiles that they all blur together into one giant soup of ā€œI love tacos and hiking!ā€ Well, prepare yourself, because this is not that ad.

About Me

Iā€™m basically a chaotic good character trying to survive this game called life. My stats include:

Strength: 7/10 (but I can carry all your emotional baggage, so win-win).

Charisma: 8/10 (itā€™s all in the eyebrow raise).

Dexterity: 10/10 (I will trip over flat surfaces).

Sense of Humor: Over 9000.

By day, Iā€™m a responsible adult (kinda). By night, Iā€™m the person whoā€™ll convince you to stay up till 3 a.m. to build a blanket fort, binge a true crime doc, and eat cereal out of a mug because the bowls are too far away.

What I Bring to the Table

An uncanny ability to remember useless trivia (Did you know octopuses have three hearts? Now you do!).

A firm stance in the pineapple-on-pizza debate (itā€™s delicious, fight me).

The ability to quote The Office at any given moment (thatā€™s what she said).

A love for board games, even though Iā€™ll definitely try to cheat at Monopoly.

What Iā€™m Looking For

Someone who can appreciate my level of sarcasm without crying about it.

A partner who will laugh at my jokes, even when theyā€™re terrible (spoiler: theyā€™re all terrible).

A person who will join me in lifeā€™s weird adventuresā€”like finding out who actually eats Necco wafers.

Bonus points if you can tell me the best way to pet a cat without getting scratched.

Dealbreakers:

If your entire personality is ā€œI love to travelā€ but your passport hasnā€™t been stamped since 2015, weā€™re not gonna vibe.

If you donā€™t know the difference between there, their, and theyā€™reā€”itā€™s not me, itā€™s you.

If you take life too seriously and canā€™t laugh at yourself.

TL;DR

Iā€™m looking for someone who can handle my sarcastic sense of humor, wonā€™t roll their eyes when I quote pop culture references, and understands that life is too short to skip dessert. Bonus if you can be Player 2 in Mario Kart and not rage-quit when I Blue Shell you.

Shoot your shotā€”worst-case scenario, we can argue over pizza toppings and part ways amicably.

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Profile updated: 15 hours ago

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They Are
a male
Age
51
Looking For
a female
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17 hours ago