I’ve decided that tells a lot about a person. There’s one subreddit where people just post the inside of their refrigerators and people make assumptions. Apparently that tells a lot about a person, too. People’s shoes, as well. You can tell a lot by a person’s shoes. Or maybe all of those are unnecessary judgments, who knows?

Clearly, I need someone to talk to. About everything. I’m not looking for anything abruptly sexual from the jump – there’s a time and place for everything. Rather, a slow burn, friends to lovers type of feel. Let’s talk about how stressful the next two days are going to be and how we’d rather both be in bed than see family we’d admittedly rather not. As a matter of fact, tell me what that one weird aunt did to make everyone uneasy around her. I’ve got a ton of those stories.

I’d say I’m not looking for magic, but I am. Something more akin to an online relationship than an online affair. We have our own lives, but it’s nice to create a little world of our own here, no? Let’s lose ourselves in each other. Let’s become comfortable, be each others’ go to’s.

A tiny bit about me – despite my marriage being relatively young, I’ve done this a time or two, with varying levels of success. I know what I want and what I don’t. I know what I want to share and what I don’t. And I appreciate the same things about you. I’m no respecter of persons (or age) and am looking for something genuine. If you’re looking for a one and done, I’m not it. If you’re looking for a size six with perfect physique, I’m not it. If you’re looking for someone to bend to your whims, I’m not it. But I am a lot of things – I care deeply and am more than willing to try for the right thing. Be the outlier with me?