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Life appears good from the outside, but one thing is missing... someone who makes me smile and who in return smiles because of me.
Yes, this is an obviously light-hearted goal, but regardless of that, self-awareness is very important for me in this.
This means that you know what you have to offer in terms of availability and what you are looking for. If you want to add ‘NSA fun’, or ‘drama free’ to your response, please don’t waste my time; we all know that this means you only want someone to help you get your rocks off, but are too cheap to pay those who offer exactly that.
And it also means that you please don’t describe yourself as handsome with a ‘dad bod’ (ugh, I hate this term) if you are objectively not handsome and actually overweight. Nobody expects to meet a model type on here, and tastes are different, but please at least try to be realistic.
I realise this is a lot to ask for, but hope dies last…
Now who is waiting for you on the other end? I’ve been married for several years and while I’m not entirely unhappy with my life, I lack intimacy and affection.
Physically, I’m average height for a woman, and while I’m not your skinny and athletic instagram fitness influencer, I’m in decent shape from exercising regularly, and of a healthy weight. I have brown hair and brown eyes, and I think I have a pretty face with a cute smile. But more importantly, I am a good conversationalist and have a great sense of humour.
So, if the above hasn’t deterred you and you think we might be a good fit, feel free to reach out 🙂
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