Congrats to those who know the quote! Bonus points to you! Although, you should know this a game where everything is made up, and the points don't matter.

You're busy, I'm busy, here's the TL;DR: Married dad, the "guy next door" type that no one would ever suspect to be here and the crowds would collectively gasp if it were to ever be revealed. I'm tall. Really tall, like basketball tall. I have all my hair (I know, I know, you want to rush to the chat button already, just wait, there's more) and, all my teeth!

With that trifecta, right now you're assuming that I'm totally fake, I'm not. Christmas miracles DO happen...even on OA.

I'm educated, a CEO so obviously anonymity is important. (don't shoot me...unless it's some sort of femme-fatale kink then OK, I guess yo can shoot me but i get to choose the caliber).

Lastly, I've never had a dad bod, and don't plan to acquire one.

I like things- do you like things! "Oh-M-Gee" we are such a match! Lets chat about those things!

If you are looking for someone who can carry a conversation and genuinely "gets it" because they aren't an emotionally stunted saltine cracker of a human being.... ignore your real world responsibilities for a moment, and say hello.

Things I will NOT apologize to you for:

1. Destroying you in skeeball
2. The intrusive thoughts I verbalize in heavy traffic
3. Poorly contained laughter at inappropriate times (you knew this was a character flaw, and you still invited me to the funeral. That's on you.)

Things I WILL apologize for in advance:

1. The amount of money you will lose thinking you CAN beat me in skeeball
2. How busy my schedule is ("deal wid it")
3. The seriously alarming amount of sleep you will lose chatting me at night
4. Saying no when you propose to me on a somewhat regular and predictable basis

I'm EST and I travel tons.

Let's start our chat off with your favorite line from your favorite Christmas movie.