Heyyy

I'm 40, 5'11, 175 lbs, white, shaved head, and in pretty good shape! I'm from Alberta, Canada. Toootally lookin for a online sweet and kinky girl for a deep connection and intimacy 😈. I'm not opposed to eventually meeting someone, but as we're likely not local, I'm fine with an online fling. Ideally I want to find one long term online AP. Please be married and have kid(s) like I am. I'm looking for someone: Sweet. Kinky. Romantic. Married. Geeky. Be short, curvy as fuck, and cute. I love a soft curvy body and am a sucker for shorties. Sorry ladies who are super tall. If you're my height or taller, I just won't be interested. This isn't my first affair rodeo, and don't expect it to be yours.

A bit about me. I've been married for 10 years, we have a 14 year old daughter, and a pretty great life in the country. We've got big outside dogs and chickens and 4 floofy cats. I'm not looking to change your situation, or mine. I'm fairly happy in my marriage and life - I'm just looking for that... extra something? Some excitement....That rush when you flirt / fall for someone new. I want to give someone butterflies. That feeling of knowing we're important to eachother. Those morning and goodnight texts. Getting off together, sending naughty pics and messages. Making eachother smile and feel important and wanted and craved. Sharing our deepest desires and turn-ons and secrets. Sneeking to the bathroom to read eachother's messages. Having this secret together, just us, no one else in the world knowing. Also, it's just so fun being bad like this 😈.

I'm successful in my career. I work in business development, and so I get to work from home a fair amount. I create my own schedule when I'm out and about for work too, so I'm generally available to chat throughout the day - and again in the evenings for an hour or two after like 8 or 9 mountain time.

I'm somewhat kinky in my sexual interests (not crazy) and you should be too! I'm dl bi here (bi-sexual but not bi-romantic). I'm no stanger to chatting dirty online with other guys and meet up occasionaly few regular buddies to play, but would never have a relationship or a romance with a dude. Hopefully you like that and are curious (or maybe it turns you on?). If so, please ask me about it. Bonus points if you're bi too, but don't worry, it's not a pre-requisite.

I like working out / lifting weights. I'm a sauna nut. I'm big into low carb / keto eating and can talk about nutrition for hours lol. I'm interested in health and fitness, so if you're also a health and fitness nut we will totally get along - but again, thats not a requirement if we've got other things in common. I love garage saling and thrifting. I collect retro videogames and horror movies on VHS, and have a dedicated room that houses my home gym / gameroom / movie room which I renovated in basement! I don't play my games a ton though, maybe an hour or two a week - life's too busy. I love shooting pool. Astronomy, Sci-Fi. Oh, true crime shows and novels are my jam! Construction / home renovations. I'm pretty handy. Occasionally having red wine, or a Stella-Artois. I ride our trails on my ATV in the summer and Ski-Doo in the winter. Weekend summer hiking. Keeping my pick up truck shiny and meticulous lol. Outgoing, I love hosting all the huge family get togethers at our place, putting on a spread. Not a big sports nut.

Well, that's enough about me. Shoot me a msg ladies 😈 😉🫦. I tend to get a lot on various platforms,, so bare with me if I'm not replying right away.