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Ok, I’m serious about catching feelings. I want you to be my pocket boyfriend. I want you to tell me how pretty and awesome I am. About how I’m a beautiful soul with a free spirit. I want you to put up with my crazy attitude, my playful sense of humor, my neediness for affection and love. And I want you to accept how hot, sweet, and funny I think you are. I want us to connect and be obsessed with each other.
I’m 5’4, chubby at 220lbs, blonde hair, blue eyes, simple. I don’t wear much makeup. I workout daily on the spin bike and total gym. I eat and raise my own meat on my farm. I feel healthy, but could always do better! Maybe you’ll motivate me?
I’m a 36yo F with a professional career. I know how to turn it on and off. I take care of a lot of people (including my SO) and sometimes I wish someone would just take care of me!! I want a pocket boyfriend.
I’m very easy-going, non-judgmental, spiritual, sarcastic, funny, silly. I just want someone who’s going to want me as much, or more, as I want them. Online or in real life, whatever may come to be. I can find the time daily here and there, so hopefully you can, too.
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