Creamy Dreamy Hummus eh?

I've had long term affairs before. Chance meetings in majestic locales like the airport or the tire pressure machine outside a gas station. Maybe the smell of fuel turns me into a stud?

Let's just chat and see if we got chemistry. Like it we just bumped into each other in real life. If things are cookin, great, if not that's cool too. Maybe we'll just be friends. Definitely looking for more though.

My schedule can be dense so there will be periods of the day when I'm not available but hang in there, I'm worth it. I'll always check in and will acknowledge you. Mutual effort is groovy. Also an early birdie not so much a night owl. Telegram or Signal preferred.

Looking for someone assured, kind, fun, emotionally intelligent, patient and disease free. I share these traits.

Regarding physical preferences, my type is slim, athletic or blessed with voluptuous curves(hourglass figure). All colors and flavors welcome! We'll trade pictures soon to see if we're a match.

If you're a poor communicator, conflicted about this, still missing your ex, neglectful of your mental health, volatile or into the occult, BDSM, choking etc I'm afraid your prince is in another castle. Or dungeon?

I love being a dad, my dog, all animals, music(currently enjoying Hania Rani), food, film, rooftop bars, hot chocolate, the evening sky full of stars, petrichor, fitness, foreign languages, firearms, football, combat sports and retro games. Also Christian and conservative. Clearly not eligible for sainthood but I'm unbothered, moisturized, fertilized, whatever etc.

I'm mixed latin/white, tall with salt and pepper hair, clean shaven or scruffy, broad shoulders and muscular/athletic. I workout four days a week yet I'll never turn down pizza or nachos!

Finally, please only those within the United States, Alaska, Hawaii or Puerto Rico (I miss Pan de Mallorca). Let's make plans to see each other once or twice a year. The anticipation alone is worth it. And must be willing to get tested before we do anything.

Let's do this.