Let's face it, as millenials we aren't the best at this stuff. Add in the AuDhd and and it's like fishing with a net that had a big hole in it.....and you're in the desert. Ya feel me?

But yet again I come back here after telling myself not to. Obviously I'm such a great listener. And now I search again for someone worthy of my time. I say that because let's face it, if we are already here why are we settling? I see that alot....well....hear that ....read that alot? Anyway yeah.

I need someone that gets my brain is like one of those puzzles that you see at doctors offices. You know the one with the bent wires that the little bits and bobs slide back and forth on. The only problem is my puzzle was built by a guy with a lazy eye and the little metal things connect when they shouldn't. Yeah it looks pretty but it's broken.

I really dig spooky witchy vibe girls. Someone who is proud to be weird but more importantly confident in it. I only say that because it's like if you don't put a type of some kind on here I think you've committed some sort of crime against cheaters. Dirty word. CHEATERS. But let's be real we are dirty 😆

The confidence thing matters too because I love to swap selfies back and forth. And no I don't mean just dirty ones......that's later. Like when you're working and debating unaliving out a 3 story window....I want that selfie....or you are really digging your eyeliner today.....or you have a cute silly face....all that.

Everyone always asks what you want here too. I don't know that's probly why I'm here. Do I want a fwb? Do I want to fall in love? Do I want to slam you so hard we need to get the insurance company involved? I don't know the answers but I'm hoping we hit it off enough that I eventually do.

As for me I'm one of those weird elder emo dudes. Bearded with tattoos. I'm pretty tall and have a bit of a dadbod. I got that husky loving ya feel me. Makes ya feel safe and comfy. But cute af don't worry. I love music. I game. I write. I'm a married dog dad......I don't like sour crout.......eh you'll figure out the rest when we talk.

So uh yeah. Send me a message. I love a dilly selfie or a weird ass fact about yourself. Obviously your pic will get mine. I'm not a monster. Am I? Ooooh now it's like one of those serial killer things you watch.....did he do it? Was it the gardner.....it's never the Gardner btw. K bye!