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47 [M4F] Missed connection…last Friday…the Produce section…the best conversation about Persimmons I’ve ever had
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Paloma_Dude is a male age 47 looking for a female
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The sparks we made could have burnt the place to the ground! I’ve been kicking myself ever since. Why the fuck did I let you walk away?

You- the hottest mom vibe a guy could ask for. You didn’t confirm that detail as we spoke, but you obviously strive in that role. The contents of your cart clearly lay out a life of sneaking healthy snacks to your kids and putting some real effort into some really nice meals. I can tell eating healthy is a big priority for you. Don’t think though I didn’t notice the boxed mac’n cheese for nights chauffeuring the young ones to practice.

Your style made you stand out. I wish I knew the band on your t-shirt, tucked into a pair of form fitting jeans. It could have earned me some points as we spoke. Maybe if I wasn’t so caught off guard by that smile I could have just fucking asked you who they were. Hopefully our music tastes will lead us to late night playlist swaps and new discoveries. Your hair pulled up and a pair of glasses draped on the collar. Make-up was on point. As casual as your look was, I’m onto you. You put effort into looking this cool.

I also couldn’t get over how good you are at flirting with a complete stranger. You made me feel like I was the most important guy in the place. You complemented my height and told me I was handsome. When you lifted up my shirt sleeve to reveal more tattoos, I should have pulled you in right then and there for a tense moment where our eyes are locked and our lips barely touch, before we realize we are standing in the middle of a grocery store. It would have been a dumb move of course but thrilling none the less. Maybe that moment comes sooner than later for us.

We vibed about how the west coast is by far the best, but maybe the Rocky Mountains are cool too? You mentioned that you aren’t unhappy at home, and how nice it would be to just have a secret friend to escape with. Someone new to explore and catch some feeling with. I couldn’t agree more. How quickly you showed your sense of humor, and how light and carefree you take yourself. I couldn’t get over how funny and sexy you can be at the same time. 🫠

Ok- either this happened or I dreamt it last night. I can’t tell right now. No matter the answer to that, I hope it’s a fantasy that has played once or twice in your head.

I realize this isn’t the best time of year to meet someone, and I considered waiting until mid-January to post. Wait until life turns back to something close to normal ya know? But maybe it’s easier to slowly chat and get to know someone over time with no pressure. No need to rush an online friendship when our real life is full steam ahead right now. I figure it will give us time to really know one another and be certain about it before we dive deep.

So-tell me all about the band on your t-shirt…..

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