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If so you found the right place! I’m guessing you’ve been good this year… or at least tried to be so let me help Santa out and we can check me off your list. I’m 35, married, in the south, dad, business owner, tattoos, beard, brown hair, blue eyes, 6’8. Just your local tatted teddy bear. I love to work out and lift heavy things but promise it’s not my personality. What my personality is though… a total smart ass. I like to joke, laugh, make fun of each other, keep it light and make it deep when the conversation goes there. Physical features are sexy but an intellectual mind and good conversation skills are even sexier. Ask questions, be curious, be flirty, be funny… all things I pride myself on and want my partner to as well! Though life is short and we shouldn’t take things too seriously, I am serious about this. I want what the kids call a pocket girlfriend. Someone to share my day and parts of my life with. Someone who cares and cheers me on. Voice memos, pictures, “I can’t stop thinking about you texts”, smiling cause we popped into each others minds or tossing and turning cause the thought of being next to each other in bed makes our hearts race. I want to fall and not just over my untied shoes.
Moms are preferred but kid free isn’t a deal breaker. Can be local or far, I’m not picky. Physical attraction is important but isn’t everything, i would ideally like someone who enjoys being active so we have that as a common ground. I wouldn’t say I necessarily have a type physically but if you’re a little chaotic, a lot of wishing you had a drink cause life is crazy. I think we’d hit it off.
If you got this far or anything interests you, shoot me a message. Feel free to tell me what else we can check off of your Christmas list
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