Obligatory, "I'm married" and heading towards divorce in the next year or two - just tackling some debt and taking care of some things to put us both in a position to be successful after the split. We still get along well, we are just roommates who barely even talk to each other most days and have had a DB for almost a decade.

The highlights of me:

• I live in the Midwest (CST). I own a condo within a few miles of where I grew up

• I don't have kids and if I could do so immediately, I'd be divorced and figuring out life - we're only together for financial reasons

• I grew up playing football and boxing, so I've always been a bigger kid and adult

• I'm 5'7", bearded, and I have absolutely smashed my weight goal this year. I'm hoping by the end of next year I'll be at my full goal and lifting weights again (feel free to ask why I can't)

• I'm relatively nerdy. I play a lot of PC games, binge most things Disney (Marvel, Star Wars, etc.), Harry Potter, and countless other things

• I have the time and emotional capacity to put into this - I probably have more free time at night/weekends than I do during the day depending on my meeting schedule

• I can text all day and night and I am available for voice memos/phone calls at night/weekends, as well as typically being more available

• I'm perfectly happy to start slow and build to something real. I'm not trying to rush anything

What I'm Looking For:

• Open to long term if there's a connection

• Clingy is great. I love clingy

• Under 45, but I admit I tend to go for early-mid 30s

• From the US/Canada, and ideally not in PST. It's not a deal breaker, but I have noticed that it tends to make forming a connection harder when our schedules are 2 hours off (I'm CST)

• Be nerdy. It doesn't have to be a classical nerd, but you need to be interested in something and love talking about it. I don't care what it is, but be excited and tell me all of the things about it no one else cares about

• Open to all body types, but tend to prefer short, thick to BBW women. Ultimately, who you are matters far more than what you look like, though

Honestly, I'm a simple man who just wants someone who's willing to match my effort. If we have a great conversation before bed and I message you in the morning to say "Good Morning", it'd be nice to hear from you that day, not 3 days later.

The only hard requirements I have is that you use either Discord or Telegram and are open to moving to that if we hit it off.