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OK, so I’m just like, a normie-looking goofball human man who enjoys ketchup, rock music, sweaters, etc. I have stopped by here many times before, probably too many times for my own good. But I’m still hoping to find the right someone to make a little hidden place, behind the loose baseboard, or under the hedge in the side yard, where we can just be ourselves, share some portion of whatever might be real in this life, and just maybe make each other feel special, and valued, and comfortable, for as long as it makes sense.
Jeez, eeew, that all sounds icky. But it’s true. That’s what I really am looking for. My act is together, somewhat. I like cute ladies. I participate in the full range of dad-man-adult stuff and I’m happy to talk about it. And to talk about your stuff too.
I’m looking for someone who’s clever and active and curious and who, were it not for the karmic error that deposited you in this hell pit, would be in an open and fully-functional partnership with your real-life person. I believe that these connections can be successful in all sorts of shapes, from fleeting mutual off-getting (not sure I love that construction but I’m gonna run with it) to long-term, accountable friendships, and beyond. So hit me up if you feel like chatting. I have a longer post up too on my profile, so please feel free to peep that if you’re curious.      Â
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