This doesn't seem like it should be so hard or feel like a job interview with these massive resumes. But sadly it is! And I guess it's just the new way in this online dating world. So here is my resume lol! I'm a long time lurker here and very rare poster. Haven't had much luck finding what I am looking for, but I am still hopeful that she'll eventually come along. The few ladies I have messaged or spoke to, either our times just didn't match, they just don't respond at all or they chat for a bit and then disappear into the universe somewhere haha (yes it makes me laugh). Then you have the ladies who get to much into their heads about age and think 50 is old (I can assure you 50 is not old lol) in fact I feel pretty young still. I understand people have their preference! But aside from some silvering hair and my check engine light coming on sometimes. I still have all my parts, everything works great and I am not wrinkled or walking with a walker or cane yet. I try to keep myself pretty active and well oiled and young (not gym active, but active in life).

I am not naive to the fact that women get bombarded with messages from lots of desperate men here. And maybe that's why I haven't found my person yet? I'm not sure! But I for one, am not so desperate that I message every single woman who posts as soon as they post. In fact I have messaged very few! And because I am aware how they get bombarded I rarely even respond to posts unless they sound sincere and not going to put me into the running competition with 100 other men. I get that it's probably exciting to have all this attention coming from so many men at once. But for me, I prefer someone who is looking for exclusivity and wants to take the time to get to know me without the interruption of many other men at the same time. I have tried to message some ladies who seemed like that is what they were looking for (however most still never even respond). Maybe it's that 50 thing? Shrugs and rolls my eyes lol.

So about me! I am Told constantly I could be Woody Harrelson's twin lol. So if you know who that is then that's a pretty close description of me. Male (obviously), Bald mostly by choice as I keep it shaved (but I wear a ball cap most of the time), Graying goatee and mustache (was blonde), Blue eyes, About 6' 1" tall, average build, I am a married (wouldn't say unhappily, just lacking in a lot of areas). But not here to complain about it all the time either.

What am I looking for? Probably mostly what everyone else is looking for in this forum! I am looking for what's missing in my life. I want it all with someone! My best friend, my confidant, the feelings, emotions and intimacy. That one woman who just makes my world seem like a better place every day because she is in it. That one woman who makes me smile like a fool at my phone just because she sent me a message. The sharing of love songs to each other just to let each other know that we are thinking of each other or how we feel about each other (music speaks volumes to me). Sharing occasional selfies and voice and video chatting from time to time. Sending little love messages or voice clips when able to. I want it to be as real as possible with someone with discretion when needed of course and without ruining each others lives or marriages. Someone who has time to put into this dynamic (meaning not going to take a day or two to respond) but also understands we both have other lives and doesn't expect an immediate response 24/7 (2 or 3 hours is a lot different than 2 or 3 days). And lastly preferably someone in the USA, CST or EST and willing to move off the dreaded reddit chat to telegram.

Ok so this got way longer than I expected it to lol. And I Probably won't leave this post up long as they eventually get lost in the shuffle. But if you got through my book then congrats! Hopefully I hear from my person finally and have my Christmas wish granted!! If not, well then maybe I will try again for better luck in 2025. Hope to hear from you!