Hello to all you wonderful women of this sub. I'm going to get this out of the way quickly so I don't disappoint any of you potential matches later. Ok, ready?....... I'm a bald guy who actually doesn't mind it and embraces the chrome dome. I heard the door closing and most of you leaving before I even typed out the whole word "bald," which is fine by me. I'm just being honest and not trying to catfish anyone, which has happened to me already on this site. I've learned since then and hopefully don't get duped again. I stay in shape and exercise regularly. I'm working my thumbs out right now as a matter of fact. I've actually gotten some compliments for my looks if you can believe it. Imagine that.... a bald dude getting compliments. I wouldn't say looks are the most important aspect in something like this, but it can help things in terms of building a connection. I am realistic and know my limitations. I'm not looking for someone who makes my jaw hit the floor, and I don't mean that after you give me a swift, right hook. I'm picky, but I'm not that picky, if that makes any sense. It sure doesn't make any sense to me. I'm just hoping you think you're average looking and live a pretty healthy lifestyle. Be confident in yourself, because let's face it, confidence is sexy!

I have had some very successful online relationships in the past, so I know what it takes to make something like this work. I'm talking years long relationships. I'm looking for someone who's interested in putting forth some effort and is in this for the long haul. Communication is so key in this type of relationship if it's going to last, trust me. If you don't have the time to put into this, please pass me on by with the other women who don't like bald dudes.

I'm in a marriage that is not even really a friendship at this point. So when I say I'm looking to change my situation......then that means I'm looking to change my situation. No, I'm not running off to Norway with anyone. Norway??? I don't even know where that came from. Who runs off to Norway? Sorry, that was the first place that came to mind as I'm sitting here doing my thumb exercises on my keyboard. Anyway, I hope you get the picture. You shouldn't be a cake eater and should be looking to change your situation as well. I wouldn’t mind meeting and am not opposed to it down the road. I want to establish some trust first, and it has to be something we both really want. Speaking of trust, I will not share pictures on this site, nor will I share them right away. I'm into voice calls, video calls, and even cat calls. I'm just kidding, I'm not even sure what cat calls are. Be open for anything is really all I ask, I guess.

I have a lot of time to put into this, and you should, too. I have a job that affords me the time, and I also have plenty of alone time at home. I have older kids who are never around. Hopefully, that's something you can relate to. I'm very empathetic, and I tend to put my feelings out there probably sooner than I should. I joke around a lot, as you can see. I try not to take things too seriously. If we can't have fun doing this, then there really isn't any point.

I will probably compliment you often, which hopefully doesn't annoy you. I want a friendship first and foremost, and then everything else will fall into place. Yes, sexy talk is on the menu, but it will not be the foundation of our relationship. The bed will be the foundation! Sorry, I couldn't resist. I crack myself up sometimes. Again, I kid a lot. I could go on and on, but my thumbs are exhausted now, and I have to move on to my toe exercises. If any of this has piqued your interest, then feel free to reach out with a message. Please have some substance in your first message. Low-effort replies will not get a message back from me. Oh, and please be 40 . It just works better for me with women that age. Thanks for reading, and I can't wait to hear from you soon!