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How about we try things a little differently. Indulge me, as I tell you what I'm not and you choose to reply if you think I'm the AP for you
I don't have...
1. Blue dreamy eyes - mine are brown and deep. You could get lost in them if you aren't careful.
2. Height >7' - I'm 6'. Taller is better but so are stronger men.. I can deadlift more than my 7 ft friends.
3. Head full of hair - I'm bald and it's a choice. I love it and I think it makes me look evil. I'm on here.. who am I trying to fool?! I'm all Slytherin.
4. Caucasian ness
5. A Harem - I'm looking for exclusivity. Some might love being part of a harem. But I pride myself on giving you the attention you need. You are worth it. You get ignored enough in other avenues already.
6. Bad attitude - the subs here are littered with APs treating each other in the worst place possible. I just can't do it! I'm respectful and apologize for not being able an ahole to you.
What you are NOT.. 1. EST - timezones matter. I would like someone local with the potential to meet. 2. Waiting for me to initiate conversation always - with the right rapport, I can keep this going for ages, but I can't be doing all the heavy lifting. That's for the gym. 3. Guilt Queen - know what you want and come get it.
If you've read this and are still here. Send me a message with the intentional typos in here.
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