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Hopefully that was a good enough title.
Tired of scrawny skinny guys? Tired of obese people who gave up on life? Want something hard to feel up that isn't just a penis? Well here I am - muscular and thick. I'm your burger with double patty. Im the extra beef you asked for.
Im looking for a gal who knows who she is. I don't care if you're jaded from this place, keep the negativity aside. I bring BDE to the table, though I am admittingly more of an introvert. Looking for someone who also has energy and isn't as lifeless as their marriage. You can keep your personal life and all of its problems there, but when we're together we should be like 2 teenagers full of hormones, energy, and life.
If you waste my time I'll probably just pretend to be into you for the several few years, probably even ask you to be my GF with my fingers crossed then break up with you. That aught to learn you good.
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