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39[f4m] ::southeast:: |Appalachia, y’all| posh spice looking for a freaky genius on a quest; ideally smarter than me in some way(s), or, can at least match me in wit+weirdness
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No-Fan8058 is a female age 39 looking for a male
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12 outta 10 thin/petite baddie that has a lot to say, and a lot yet to learn. I’ve not come close to meeting my corporeal spiritual match, so my quest continues in the proverbial reddit gutter… haha

Mom to two, married, not looking to change that... Discretion first, obviously. I own a business, but have a passive role.. I read a lot, i have a need to learn incessantly… devour music, cuss too much, I’m a snob/particular/highbrow about too many things, probably… but paradoxically, also the most nonjudgmental person ever. I’m living upper/middle society life but I have a gangster edge.. Absolutely can be found a bit high off a gummy in carline leaning into some obscure jazz or blues or hip hop or folk… hit me with a personal favorite movie and a song you have played a few times over, recently.

I’m not worried about anything much, feel like I’m aging in reverse, and getting happier and more free by the day. I’m super picky though, looking for a gorgeous man with that quirk smile…with the thing I need that I don’t know I need. If I can’t vibe and learn and be intrigued…it’s sure to be a dead/end. Don’t pick apart my spelling and grammar, but expect me to judge you subconsciously re: how you present yourself in text form. If this makes you nervous, I’m not at all worth messaging! Ha

I’m into laughing, writing, painting with gouache, hunting for fossils, geology, history, philosophy, literary criticism, multiple genres of lit and art… I’m into surface study of a lotta stuff and enjoy collaborative / esoteric connection.

I write a lot of poetry but it usually doesn’t rhyme and is not often about pining love. So please don’t come at me with that… unless it’s just top notch Byron shit. Trying hard to write a graphic novel and have some other ideas in the pipeline… but alas adhd is a real B.

I’m as much Anne of Green Gables as I am Charlie Cappa… make of that what you will. :)

If I could do anything right now… I would probably make a tomato sandwich, hop on a bike or an electric scooter and be somewhere coastal, prepped for a multi-hour hunt for fossils and teeth, oceanside. Caffeine, snacks, and plenty of tunes… that’s my ideal. And no, there is no other mayo besides Duke’s.

Not looking for a unicorn, so overrated - but if you happen to somehow be an embodied combo of the following; Mike Judge/Eminem/Robert Downey Jr./Charlie Hunnam… We will be on the yellow brick road for sure. Like, I’m not asking for much?! just a comedic legend, that’s also a physicist, and musician, that brings quiet ghetto daddy energy, has a past and a way of leaning into it, starry-eyed nepotist, and might be in a moto gang/willing to fuck some shit up (and scribble presumably decent drawings secretly, in-between said-gang activities) or, the essence of these. Hahahah, oh man. Must mention, I also am naturally prone to biphasic sleep so; My 2/3am contemplation hour is done. TBC another time…

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