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35 [F4M] Curvy, brainy, nerdy, SO bad at flirty... #UK/Any
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almondsmarties is a female age 35 looking for a male in UK/Any
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I will preface my entire message by saying it's 2:30am in my world, and if I don't answer, it's a pretty solid bet I've fallen asleep. Please hold for reply...

Married for 6 years. Together for 13. Invisible for about 4 now... It's hit my self esteem HARD. I'm not looking for a new life, a new relationship or for a change of circumstances. I'm looking for a reason to blush. To giggle to myself. To feel wanted, and cherished. To have someone to playfully banter with, to challenge me and to leave me utterly twitterpated.

Points awarded if you get that reference.

A little about me... 35. Blonde, naturally. Curvy/chubby, but as one of my hobbies is strongwoman competitions, it's a solid kinda chub. I LOVE wrestling, and NFL. I also love reading and gardening. And RPGs, mostly table top. Ask me about my greatest nat-20 roll ever...

I work in international law, and speak a few languages fluently. I have 2 Masters degrees. Discretion is a natural state of operations for me, so I'd want someone equally able to understand that I'm not around 24/7, but to enjoy the moments we do get.

Big big Big thing is attraction. I've replied to a few of these, and found that the other party doesn't have the physical chemistry I'm seeking. So I'd prefer to swap pictures very early, to know if it's there.

This is turning into almost a cover letter. I did say I wasn't great at the flirt side. Sarcasm though? Absolutely. Today's plat du jour. Served with a side of English accent.

Hope to hear from you soon :) x

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