Hey you!! Yeah!! I’m talking to you! Stop lurking and read my post!!! You know you want to.

Are you tired of browsing these ads and finding zero substance? Are you sick of the what your normal everyday life has become? Are you looking for that spark? That fire? A reason to check your phone cos gently and smile when a new message comes in? Well look no further!!!

I’m a 40/m who is married, and in a pretty dead marriage/roommate situation. Most of the time I feel like I’m nothing more than a punching bag at home, with no one to talk to. I’m seeking a woman that I can chat with and get to know, and build a meaningful connection with that fills all the voids in my current relationship. Looking to start online though meeting is definitely an option if it’s something we are both interested in doing. I do love voice messages and phone calls. I have kids, and prefer you do too, though, not a deal breaker if you don’t. Eastern time zone would also be nice. I’m looking for someone who is emotionally available and isn’t afraid to catch feels. Also someone who is not just a 9-5 weekdays texter. I hate that shit!

I’m not huge in looks, though I get that some people are. I have a large beard and shave my head. So we can swap pics whenever you’d like. I’m looking more for an amazing personality,’if I’m being honest.

You better be able to keep up as far as sarcasm and banter go. Cause I’m fairly funny and will not hesitate to crack jokes or make sarcastic comments every chance I get!! Witty banter is my speciality! Nerdy hobbies and interested would also be a plus!! I have a love for Star Wars. There’s also only one right answer as to which Star Wars film is the best. Sorry 🤷‍♂️

If this at all sounds interesting, please drop me a chat. I’d love to get to know you!!