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Hello. Glad you came.
LTR, not married and no human children.
I may have an aneurism if I have to go through the cycle much more. Y’know the one. Think there’s a vibe, confirm attraction, move to a platform and then it fizzles out in a way that can only be likened a slow motion train wreck, with the both of us unlucky enough to be the only survivors.
I’m a plus size British girl, I’m kinda weird and occasionally funny. Mild bullying and talking like we’re shit posting is my love language. Dark hair, green/grey eyes, two arms, two legs.
Anyway, what do I want? I love men who are witty and sarcastic but kind and have great communication skills. Good communication is 👩🍳 💋 and that alone is a huge turn on for me. Obviously physical attraction is important, but even if you’re hot shit, I need the vibes to get me going. I’m a brat so I do prefer dominant men, but kink isn’t a requirement, just a bonus. 😘
I’ve talked a lot haven’t I? (I do that too)
Age preference 25-38 but will always make exceptions for the right person
Americans and I have a love hate relationship, I think my humour and sarcasm is too British for them and it usually ends up with them throwing a tantrum and ghosting me. So, enter at your own risk yanks.
Canadians tho, you’re my kryptonite. You can skip to the front of the queue.
Other nationalities are available.
Ps If you don’t put effort into your message you’re staying in my requests for eternity.
Shoot your shot, homies. ♥️
Pps if you got to the end… what’s your favourite conspiracy theory
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