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Casual. Uncomplicated. Just prowling for a possible sparring of minds on this overcast morning (maybe the flash-in-the-pan will outlast the blanket of fog outside my livingroom windows). I'm realistic but optimistic, afterall, this is Reddit.
Me : Late 30s (shiiiit almost 40! ugh.) Married - Happily(ish). Brainy enough to hold up my end of a conversation and type in complete sentences, you should be capableof this as well. Sarcasm is a language I speak, fluently. Far from PC. I'd give you a slow clap if you managed to offend me. Firecracker. Quick witted. Alternative aesthetic. Fair skin, brunette with light eyes. Tattoos. Piercings. Feminine and presented with efforted intentions, daily. Curvy body type. Chubby. Thick. Kinda fat. Whatever. I'm juicy. Meaty. Unapologetic. Not "working on it". Physically, I'm exactly who I want to be. Not your cup of tea? Ehhh.
You : I'm open to late 20s to 40s. Eager to match efforts. Dark humored - Not one for "pearl clutching". Sharp. Expressive. Playful. Masculine. Confident. Flirtatious but not one-track-minded. Able to ebb and flow. Attached / married but not interested in a tennis match of spouse bashing. Available without expectations. Have a life outside of this. Only looking for online connectivity. We will never meet in person. I'm not interested in that sort of entanglement.
If you're intrigued - Fire off more than a single sentence in your introduction.
Let's tangle.
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