I'll start by saying how much I appreciate you wonderful men.  Some of the best times I've had in my life have been with my guy friends. I appreciate you. That said, I am not posting on Reddit (Lord help me) because I'm looking for friends to watch college football games with on Saturday (although, I will be doing that). My purpose is to find a guy that I want to wrap my beautiful legs around as he has his way with me.  Don't take offense if you don't fit my type. We are all married and have a lot to lose.  I’m only taking the risk for the right man.

ME: Dark hair, blue eyes, fair skin, slim and fit, and seriously hot. If attraction is important to you, I doubt you’ll be disappointed.  Married. Kids. Fun, adventurous, and passionate about life, those I love, and in the bedroom. My sense of humor is fully intact, I'm not easily offended, and I'm impressed by razor sharp wit. Wildly inquisitive. Intelligent, highly educated professional. A people-person who genuinely likes human-kind.

 YOU: A REAL man who is confident and deep, with opinions and thoughts of his own. I'm not interested in avoidants and those who don't really know what they want. Age 35-50 give or take. SERIOUSLY HANDSOME. Let's face it, if you are seriously handsome, you know it. And tell me about how handsome you are. Great body and you take care of it, tall (over 6'), ink is fine but not necessary, full head of hair. But, no beards, sorry. You are married, preferably a father and a damn good one. In the bedroom, you are a real man. Well-mannered, considerate, and selective in your taste in women. Educated, self-respecting, and self-sufficient with the means to actually carry on an in-person affair and to do it right. You don't define yourself by your political ideologies, nor do you cut people out of your life for theirs.

 Important: You have the honest intention to actually meet me in person. Not the hope that maybe one day you'll find the courage.

If you are interested, send me a DM with a physical description and tell me why you are incredible. Impress me!