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Age: 38, but feeling a sprightly 28 on my best days.
Location: NY and closer to the the city
Relationship Status: Happily married,
Kids: Two bundles of joy and chaos.
Hobbies: I'm all about biking, whether it's feeling the wind on a motorcycle or powering a pedal bike.
Quirks: Heights and the boogeyman are not my friends. Also, swimming and I have a complicated relationship – four attempts in, and I'm pretty sure water just isn't that into me.
Likes: Italian cuisine (pizza is my soulmate), the euphoria post-5k run (the run itself? Not so much), gripping courtroom dramas (bad plots are my pet peeve), enlightening non-fiction reads, and jokes with a hint of darkness – the kind that make you think twice.
Seeking a Friend Who:
Age: 30 or older. There's something about the wisdom that comes with the years.
Personality: Someone who appreciates witty banter, enjoys diving into deep conversations, and wouldn't mind being my hypothetical lifeguard (pool rescue skills are a plus!).
Bonus: A bit of an edge. I find that the most interesting people often have a unique perspective on life, and I'm all for it.
So, if you've made it this far and haven't decided to bail on this quirky profile, how about we strike up a conversation? Looking for someone who could be best friends first– let's share stories, laughs, and maybe some life advice! And if sex and intimacy cross our ways so be it!
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