I’m 33 on the East Coast, married with no kids.

If you’re looking for a fit/active chick then that’s NOT me. I am plus size if that matters to you.

I’m not going to meet you in person, ever.

I'm looking for someone with availability to chat during work AND home hours. If you can’t talk after work or during weekends I’m not the one for you. We are adults and no one is that busy where they have to disappear or can’t talk when someone else is around. If you want to make it work you will.

You should be in central or eastern time zone (in the US/canada) and mid 30’s - mid 40’s

I’m here for attention/flirting and a long term connection. I’m looking for a friendship first type of connection. Let’s get to know each other and let things progress naturally.

Sarcasm and talking shit are my love languages so if you have no sense of humor I’m not the one for you.

Im kind of a book worm. If I’m not reading then chances are I’m either scrolling tik tok or binge watching something on tv. I don’t enjoy being outside unless I’m in the pool or at the beach. If it’s winter time you can catch me at my local minor hockey teams games ( I have season tickets and I’m obsessed) I’m not into any of the major league hockey teams because watching it on tv isn’t the same as being in person. If I’m not watching hockey I’m watching the chiefs play(big Travis kelce/kelce family fan).

Mutual attraction is nice so be willing to swap face pics fairly early on - bonus points if you have tattoos, a beard or both.

You must also have snap or telegram because I don’t use Reddit for long term chatting.

If you made it this far shoot me a message and hopefully we can connect.