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41 [M4F] This is like writing to Santa, it’s going unread and I’ll just get a sweater I don’t want.
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noodlebonnet is a male age 41 looking for a female
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The holidays? Am I right? Feeling a little stuck in routine and it’s slowly draining me. My bedroom is like a picture in a catalog, nice to look at but you can’t touch it. Could use a pretty woman in a new year’s dress to brighten up my life.

Can a burn be too slow? Maybe. Online only requires good communication and fairly regular face pic swaps for it to work for me. I’m all about getting to know someone but in order to feel connected I’d like to see you from time to time. Attraction is important. I can vibe with anyone but need to be attracted to mind and body.

Ideally, maybe your a pretty mom who no one would expect to see you here, maybe your an Olympic gold medalist in the downhill (not required), or maybe you at least did the ski event with the rifle? No medal required there; just your participation is admirable. I’d like you to look good in jeans. Sense of humor. 30-50. Just don’t be single or separated.

I like brunettes but all of this is more of a guideline. I can subsist on vibes if there’s a match and strong connection and availability. Banter goes a long way. I’m US based and can work around times if the above items are there.

Who am I? Married dad, 40, can still wear a hat backwards, but only when working out. I have one pair of nice denim jeans and they may be overrated.

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