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45 [M4F] The Love song of J. Alfred u/Ptawy99
Author Summary
Ptawy99 is a male age 45 looking for a female
Post Body

Let us go, then you and I,
As the evening's end is nigh,
Like a couple reached the end,
Passion lost so we touch send.

Through the inbox pixels flare,
Respond, delete, what to share?
Do they think before they write,
Is he worthy of my night?

Are you married, not to end,
Though your lips his hands don't tend?
Old enough, perhaps new gray,
Not yet o'er tired, you to play.

Niche enough, these words to hear,
Curious, come, let's play my dear.
Tell me what your life does lack,
So I might then hit you back.

Do I dare? If me you reach,
Do I dare to eat that peach?
Do you dare? My purple fruit,
Instrument, my silent flute?

If all else fails, come, we'll joke,
About pain and love's sore yoke,
Leave the chains of lonely halls,
Straying safe, behind firewalls.

About the Author u/Ptawy99 is a US based lover-writer from the 20th century who was greatly inspired by the work of T.S. Eliot. He is known for is work in the mediums of BS, tomfoolery, and flattery. He is currently accepting submissions for chat partner who likes dumb poems, doesn't take themself too seriously, and likes to connect, with the potential to upgrade to friends and lovers. Submissions demonstrating creativity and humor will be giving preferential treatment. u/Ptawy99 lives on the East Coast with his wife and kids.

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Account Strength
80%
Account Age
5 years
Verified Email
Yes
Verified Flair
No
Total Karma
16
Link Karma
16
Comment Karma
n/a
Profile updated: 4 days ago

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Post Details

They Are
a male
Age
45
Looking For
a female
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Posted
16 hours ago