You know the one I'm talking about...how else did you get here? This isn't an intentional Andy Samberg reference. He'd probably not approve of what we're doing here.

So now for the basics. I'm a 41yr old married dad with seemingly too much time on my hands. Not really, but I work remote and I'm an excellent multitasker. I'm generally pretty fun and interesting. I haven't lived a boring life. 20s were wild and I live to tell about them. That being said, I'm definitely in my 40s. I don't feel like it most days, but I enjoy all of the shit I used to think was lame. I actually had a small revelation last week after a few beers...outside of a few small things I'm very much living the life I've always wanted to live. Teenage me would be so impressed. Obviously I can expand on these things and lots of other things. Interests. Random odd facts. Very much into a good engaging conversation...dirty or not.

I'm going to go out on a limb and address the elephant in the room...err subreddit. Maybe it's stating the obvious, but we're all here for a reason. Maybe you're bummed and want some attention. Maybe you're one of those people who is wide open and looking to explore with your partner (what's that like?). Regardless....we're all here for SOMETHING. My something is a painfully adorable conversationalist who is confident and knows who they are. You've been in your situation long enough to have some tough skin and not need to complain about your significant other here. But god damn you make me want to check my muted notifications. You're available but not needy. Fully get the nature of this whole arraignment. Is cute, fun, flirty and maybe a little bit surprising. Sound interesting to you? That's what I offer and that's also what I'm looking for.

You get the gist. Two people on our lonely islands trying to develop inter-island communications. Let's be industrious!