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Let’s eat ass!
I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I think? Right?
It’s Tuesday night and here we are wading through the muck. Trying to find that perfect pocket penpal that will keep the existential dread at bay. Hoping against all odds that someone else on here is looking to add to their cadre of articulate and absurd pocket friends.
What I offer: wit without measure, playful and thoughtful banter, conversations about nothing and everything, and an unyielding sex drive
What you offer: intelligence above all else, the ability to go toe to toe with someone who doesn’t suffer fools, beauty, grace, and a wicked sense of humor.
What we both get in return: companionship, attention, unrepentant flirting, and truly being seen.
So who wants to eat ass, I mean cake with me??
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