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39 [F4M] How in the fresh fuck did NO one at that Gen Z megachurch know the song was about a BJ?!
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4n20-BlackBirds is a female age 39 looking for a male
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You know what I'm talking about, right? The video that came out of that megachurch congregation singing Like a Prayer... the 1989 CLASSIC by the one and only Madonna. The one about being on your knees and wanting to take you there... SOMEONE must have known. Either that or it's a fake. Right? RIGHT?! If you don't know what I'm talking about, use your google machine because it's hilarious.

Anyway, here are some basics. I'm 39, married, of course, and I have no spawn. I live in US Mountain time for now. I have a very serious and important career (with a tinge of sarcasm.) Above all else, I appreciate intelligence, curiosity, creativity, and critical thinking skills. If someone asks you why, and you think an acceptable answer is "That's the way we've always done it." Please just stay out of my DMs. We're not a match.

Physically, I'm cute, and what the fashion industry would call "midsized" which is a PC way of saying I'm bigger than hwp, but not big enough to need to shop in special stores. I have dyed black hair, a healthy amount of time in a tattoo chair, and I wear a lot of black.

You are a handsome man between 40-55 living in North America. You're smart, you understand the importance of matching energy, and you are adept at talking about concepts and prefer that over talking about the tangible or concrete. Physical attraction is important, so let's exchange pics early and go from there. If we hit it off, we can move to telegram.

Alright, smart, handsome stranger, let's gooooo.

🎶 Let the choir sing. When you call my name, it's like a little prayer. I'm down on my....... 🎶

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