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Dear Santa,
I've been an awful good girl this year. Sure, I had a few wild nights out and sent some questionable photos that Iāll deny on the stand, but letās not nitpick. Overall, Iāve been a very good girl.
I worked hard, got a promotion, volunteered, worked out consistently, took my vitamins, was kind to people, and focused on giving more than receivingāmostly because Iām still waiting for my last Amazon order to arrive.
So, with that being said, hereās my Christmas list. Iām looking for a guy whoās:
In his 30s, likes to work out, can make CST work (because apparently time zones are the new love language), is passionate about something, works hard and plays harder, is kinky, handsome, and funny (bonus points if he can tell dad jokes that make me groan), and has a thing for short, really cute (some would say gorgeous) brunettes with tattoos who can talk smack about college football while whipping up a great meal.
Please deliver him in the form of a DM sharing his take on the best Christmas themed date. If you're extra nice, he'll send a photo too. Wrapping him up and placing him under my tree would be like kidnapping, and honestly, Iām more into the whole ātie me upā scenario anyway, so it wouldnāt work out.
Love, Your Good Girl
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