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If you're looking for an interdimensional being who feeds on fear then sorry but keep looking because that's definitely not me. I'm very normal man.
If you can't handle me at my spooky clown you don't deserve me at my giant spider demon.
I like scary movies. I bake a mean brownie. I like long walks on the beach but love my couch more.
Looking for someone to really make it work with. Im tired of just luring people into my sewer lair. I want something lasting.
No time for small talk so let me hear your most controversial, fight starting hot take.
6', hairy. Bearded. Tattoos. No six pack but I'm in the gym at least 3 days a week. My type is definitely alt or goth or whatever it's being called now so if you fit that description I'll be wrapped around your finger.
Posting is exhausting so hoping you're my reason I never have to visit this sub again
Looking for someone to be a friend and confidant first and foremost. Attraction is important but if the vibe isn't there that won't matter.
Meeting irl is probably not an option for me.
I believe in aliens but not ghosts. Pineapple is a A pizza topping. Coffee is best enjoyed black. I like waking up early, but like reasonably early and only of my own volition. I also tend to pass out early as a result which means if we aren't in the same time zone we probably won't get as much time together so preferably East Coast US but I'm relocating to central time in the next few months.
Keep it sleazy.
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