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Why did the skeleton stay single? Because he had no body to love!
Well, unlike Mr. Bones, I’ve got plenty of personality to share! I’m a 40-something dad from Minnesota, rocking the bald head, tattoos, and a dash of dad bod charm. I'm 100% fluent in sarcasm, memes, and the art of making you laugh so hard you snort.
I’m looking for a genuine online connection—someone to share daily (and nightly) chats, inside jokes, and possibly a shared hatred of mushrooms on pizza (pineapple is passe, mushroom debate is the new pineapple). Bonus points if you love GIF wars and aren’t afraid to tell me when my memes are almost funny.
Ideally, you’re in the Central Time Zone (or within an hour of it) so we’re on the same page for timing. After all, time differences can be harder to navigate than my damn-near infinite playlist!
If you’re ready for some witty banter and a virtual shoulder to lean on, slide into my DMs like a perfectly timed punchline. Let’s see where this adventure takes us!
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