Alright, folks, happy Black Friday! People out there throwing elbows for air fryers while I'm just here trying to find my AP 😅

So, let’s get to it. My story is pretty simple. Happy in an otherwise happy marriage. Easy going but confident and I know what I'm looking for. Live in Central CA.

I’m 35, 6’0”, 195 pounds. Recently lost 70 pounds, and no, it wasn’t from carrying the weight of my unresolved trauma. It was good ol fashioned hard work, still more to go. But hey, I’m feeling myself more and you will too. 😏

I’m a light-skinned Palestinian-American, dark black hair, neatly trimmed beard, and brown eyes. If you’re a “Free Palestine” girlie, congrats! You’ve already made it to the VIP section of my DMs. Just don't trample each other rushing to DM me like you're lining up to fight over door busters.

I'm a foodie - love to cook all kinds of cuisines and recipes, love exploring new restaurants. I’m nerdy as hell 🤓 - Tech, gaming, obscure documentaries...you name it. Sweet, caring and thoughtful. I will make you laugh, that is unless your sense of humor is dryer than last night's turkey.

Ok seriously though, I'm looking for a married woman. Between 25-42. HWP. Someone who's willing to share what she's passionate about and willing to know me the whole me, a man, friend, and lover. I'm available everyday. Weekdays during work. Later in the evening during weekdays. And various times on weekends. I want us to talk daily, text messages, voice notes, pics all of it. I'm going to bring the effort and I expect the same, this isn’t Black Friday; I’m not handing out emotional discounts.

My red flags? 🚩 Overthinker, emoji abuser, terrible Dad jokes, and hate one word responses.

Ideally you live in CA. But also ok with PST/MST timezones. I do expect this to become a real tangible affair where we actually meet. Telegram is the only app I'll use if we click so we can exchange pics and see if we pass the mutual attraction test.

If this sounds like your cup of tea then slide right into my DMs. And please, don’t just hit me with a “heyy.” Hit me with a joke. Tell me your interests. Or just lie to me and say you also love obscure documentaries about popcorn physics. Talk to you soon 😊