Come one! Come all! 🤡

It's your not so run-of-the-mill, golden retriever energy, undiagnosed adhd, white man.

I'm 29, 6'2, bearded with glasses, an offensive lineman build, and considered generally pretty attractive by most accounts. Pan. Hedonist, so into a bit of everything. I have multiple tattoos, with intent to get many more. A newly pierced septum. Probably considered "alt" by many accounts, but probably closer to "y'allternative". Overall, I'm just a stay at home dad who has too much free time and receives too little attention.

I have a myriad of interests, including but not limited to photography, video games (kinda bored of more games rn, but I've been playing a little apex legends and trying out Rust), anime, cryptids, conspiracy theories, true crime, horror movies, so on and so forth (had to remove a few more niche topics, because that's all some of the replies cared about). I like to think that I'm pretty well rounded.

Self-proclaimingly intelligent, probably a little too confident, and just an all around silly fella, with a penchant towards run on sentences. I can get along with most people. I've very confident in my life, and what I'm looking for out of this.

I'll call you pretty. I'll make you laugh. I'll be the long distance love interest that you wish you'd found earlier in life. I'm a lover and I like making people feel loved.

Kink-friendly, have an aggressively average peanits, and open to most things, if it gets to that point, but I'd prefer to get to know you before anything like that.

I'd like to be flirty friends first, and let things grow naturally. Idk what I'm looking for, but having at least one of the interests listed above would be preferred, and I'd prefer to be told in your initial message (please put a little effort into your first message, or else I am not gonna be interested). 😅 You also need to be okay with me sending you, what some might consider, too many tiktoks and pics of my cat(s).

I'm not incredibly picky about looks or age, however at least a base level of attraction on both sides is important, so I'd prefer to trade pics early on, and then move to another platform, preferably telegram.

I don't have much of a sleep schedule, so your location isn't a huge deal, but I'm EST (North GA), if that matters to you.

It would be super cool if you played video games, even casually. I find it very easy to bond with others that do. But, shoot your shot. I'm open to anyone. 🤷‍♀️

If I didn't scare you off, give me another chance to scare you off and shoot me a message 😂