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I'm married and not changing my or your relationship status. Does that suffice for the robots?
I'm a rare guy posting on Reddit that will not ask to see your birthday suit. However, it would be fun to dress you for the family Thanksgiving feast! If you have no idea what to wear, I can help you out. If you can't decide between some options, I'll make the choice for you. Perhaps you want help with an accessory or the shoes, I'm your guy. Nobody has to know that you have something on because of an online, secret friend. That's the thrill. Enjoy those mashed potatoes like you haven't in years with a little tingle of excitement coming from your imagination. My favorite color is red but we don't have to settle on that color. Open up your closet and sense of adventure for me. Come on, it's got to be better than the one line requests you get from guys with no class or sense of seduction in your messages.
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