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I'm 35, married, have kids, and look like a Nordic Viking who traded his axe for a controller. Life’s good, but let’s be real: who doesn’t want a little excitement? A spark? Someone to spice up my day with dark humor, nerdy chats, and a dash of mischief? That’s where you come in.
Me: More dad bod but working on it hard and not finished yet. Introvert and definitely not a socializer but a handsome good companion who can listen and talk. Short description: Bearded tatted guy always wearing Vans
Cooking is my thing – and I’m not talking about survival-level meals. I’m talking culinary masterpieces that’ll make your taste buds do backflips.
Big fan of survival games – whether it's crafting, scavenging, or just running for your life, I’m in. The more brutal, the better.
I love reading – think HP Lovecraft and other creepy, horror-filled goodness. The darker, the better.
Movies and shows? Too many to pick just one favorite, but if it’s got suspense, horror, or a plot that makes you think twice, I’m hooked.
Dark humor is my bread and butter, a little flirting never hurts, and I like to keep things light and fun. Pics? Sure, as long as we keep it SFW at first – let’s see where it goes.
You: You’re up for spontaneous chats, a little teasing, and maybe even a gaming session or two. You’re into weird, twisted humor, and down for some laid-back fun. No cheesy romance – just real talk, good laughs, and who knows, maybe some horror-filled recommendations.
So, if you're tired of the usual "How's your day?" and want something a little more exciting, hit me up. Let’s turn your phone into the most thrilling part of your day. ;)
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