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Let’s eat ass!
I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I think? Right?
It’s Saturday night and here we are wading through the muck. Trying to find that perfect pocket penpal that will keep the existential dread at bay. Hoping against all odds that someone else on here is looking for an articulate and absurd pocket friend.
What I offer: wit without measure, playful and thoughtful banter, conversations about nothing and everything, and an unyielding sex drive
What you offer: intelligence above all else, the ability to go toe to toe with someone who doesn’t suffer fools, beauty, grace, and a wicked sense of humor.
What we both get in return: companionship, attention, unrepentant flirting, and being seen for the first time in a long time.
So who wants to eat ass, I mean cake with me??
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