I'm going to start off and be as honest as I possibly can. I am not in a very good relationship at all. I am not even sure if we can consider ourselves friends. So I prefer that you be in something similar so that we are kind of on common ground. If your marriage is on the up and up, then keep scrolling down and down. I've had a couple OA before that have had some longevity to them, but somehow, I always seem to get paired with the wrong woman. Not by anyone's fault. We just weren't a match. I think a lot of it had to do with not having much in common.

I'm a simple guy. I enjoy sports and current events and have recently been exploring the wonderful world of Netflix. I like bowling, playing basketball at the gym, and my summer softball beer league. Well, I was a beer drinker but recently turned into a whiskey drinker. I'm a blue jeans and flannel shirt guy. I prefer hanging out at a local dive bar talking about prior life experiences that have me on the floor rolling in laughter, rather than reading a book at the library or falling asleep at the ballet. I am not super smart by any means, but I can hold a conversation on most topics.

I like to people watch. I don't know why, but it always catches my attention. Plus, it makes for good conversation at the bar when we can make fun of the guy in the powder blue suit, that looks like his hair is on backwards. If you are crazy smart, then I'm probably not your guy. Oh, speaking of hair....yeah....I don't have much. I mean, I do, but not where I would really like it. (Like the top) I keep my melon buzzed very short. It actually doesn't bother me at all, and have gotten some pretty nice compliments. So my buzzed melon is a keeper for now. I exercise regularly, which is important to me and generally eat pretty healthy. I hope you follow a similar lifestyle. I'm a confident guy, but not conceded. I would say I am average looking, but you may actually be pleasantly surprised if you like guys in baseball hats. I am a very caring, compassionate, and understanding guy. I am so ready to give someone all of my attention and constantly remind them of their worth.

I would love to find someone with similar interests who has time to put into this and build a relationship. I have a lot of time to dedicate, and it allows for conversations to flow. Where will it go? I have no idea, but it may be fun finding out. I will never push you for sexual conversations and will always be polite, but those conversations should be part of this kind of relationship. I am all for developing feelings, and you should be too. I will share pictures when the time is right, and after we have both determined, we're not catfishers. Yes, ladies men get catfished too. I am open to meeting if, and only if, we know that we are right for each other. There has to be a deep, meaningful connection. Be relatively close in age and give me a reason to reply with your first message. It sounds crazy for a guy not to respond to a message, but I will not if it's low effort. If any of this sounds appealing to you, then I would love to hear from you! I hope you are all doing wonderful!