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Hello, hello to all my fellow lonely peoples. I'm just looking for a pocket girl of my dreams to obsess and faun over.
First a foremost, I'm a huge nerd, and young at heart. I'm very playful and flirty towards the right person. I have a dad bod (245 lbs) and a beard cause who doesn't these days? Love all things horror, huge night owl (hoot, hoot) and love being able to joke around with my person all day. I fully believe I was born to dilly dally but forced to lock in.
Looks aren't as important as who you are to me, into bbws, obviously, but I think knowing what you want and having the confidence to go and claim it is an extremely attractive trait. At the end of the day if you're a little alt, a little hippie or a little witchy I'm sure we'll get along great.
I'm looking for the closest thing to a 'relationship' as these things can get. I'm a hopeless romantic and will take every opportunity to prove it for the right person. I'm available pretty much all the time. Will leave you messages to read for when you're busy for an extended period of time. Will message you inappropriate pick up lines from time to time and also generally just hit on you ruthlessly. Dom but rusty from dead bedroom antics, so be patient while we shake of the rust!
If you have gotten this far and want to message me, God help you, tell me your favorite weather and you know, a little intro wouldn't be awful either.
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