Hellooooo, you gorgeous creature—yes, you! Stop scrolling and start swooning.

I’m 6 feet of tall, blue-eyed mischief with a sharp wit, a soft spot for nostalgia, and a knack for making conversations hotter than your coffee (or cooler than your iced latte, depending on your vibe).

Here’s what you’re getting into: • Late 90s/early 2000s nostalgia? I’ll take you back to the Seinfeld/Friends/The Office days and mixtape magic faster than you can say “Blink-182.” • Pop culture references & memes? Oh, I’ve got jokes for days—flirty, cheeky, and just inappropriate enough to make you blush. • Beach boy energy? Think long walks by the ocean… and maybe stealing a kiss under the boardwalk. 🏖️ • A dash of spice? Let’s just say, I’m the whole jalapeño, and you’ll want more than a bite when we get there #pleasedontkidnapme #neveragain Are hashtags still cool?

I’m looking for a beautiful cutie who loves to keep it flirty and fun—someone who’s quick with a comeback, a selfie pro, and maybe just a tiny bit of trouble. Bonus points if you’re the type to steal hoodies and make me chase you for them back.

Slide into my DMs….thats how dating works now right? Is this dating…not really but slide away, and let’s make our banter a little… electric.

And hey, if we vibe, we’ll take this to Telegram—where the real fun begins. Ready to get cute and nostalgic? 🥰