Two score and six years ago, I arrived to Earth from a planet beyond the stars. My mission was to take the form of Jimmy Fallon, create half-human kids with an Earthling and determine if the human race deserved total destruction or not.

Humans were doing just fine throughout the 80's, 90's and part of the 2000's. But then you guys discontinued Jell-O pudding pops and allowed Daft Punk to split up. So yeah, party's over.

BUT if I found a sexy woman of Earth who could convince me to save the planet, then perhaps there's hope. Looking for someone who's a good communicator, kind, assured, emotionally intelligent, sensual, fun and curvy! I share these traits as well(yes all of them). I miss the friendship, bonding and anticipation. Let's make this last, yeah?

Hopefully you've done this before, no longer feel guilty about this and you're not missing your douchebag ex. Human men suck, time for a G from Kepler-69c.

We won't be able to talk 24/7 but I do check in often. Also available weekends and some evenings, Telegram or Signal work best for me.

Please only those within the continental United States, Alaska, Hawaii or Puerto Rico and willing to meet in person at some point. Of course, we'll both receive a full panel test for STDs beforehand. I'm clean on three galaxies and hopefully so are you. Also not into the occult, BDSM, choking, scat, cosplaying as a wombat etc I know I'm a fucking alien but damn.

My human form is tall with salt and pepper hair, broad shoulders, narrow waist and muscular/athletic. Also got cake that makes barstools feel like bean bags. I'm strong and thick everywhere.

And while I do resemble Mr. Fallon, I assure you, my jokes are far worse. We'll swap pics early and see if we're a match. When I'm not stargazing and keeping an eye on my home planet, I enjoy being a dad to my Earth children(and dog too), browsing at bookstores, enjoying a Ketel One on the rocks at rooftop bars, working out, shooting at the gun range and playing Galaga at barcades to lose on purpose.

Live long and prosper.