I'm married but it's missing something. It's a roommate situation at best. Alas, I'm looking for someone I can connect with emotionally and excite me when I see notifications from you. I want us looking forward to talking throughout the day. The good morning and good night messages. Even the mundane stuff. Let's show that we're thinking of each other. A best friend with some benefits, if you will.

About me: - I'm intelligent and have a career. - I have no kids. I'd strongly prefer you don't have kids either, but it's not an absolute deal breaker if you do. But it's an automatic NO if you have a newborn/infant or your wife is pregnant. - Sarcastic, silly, and have a dry sense of humor. - I use a lot of emojis 😃🤗 - I have a tendency to use "colorful language" - Flirty with a dirty mind. I am NOT your personal play thing, so treat me with human decency and I'll do the same for you. - Short (5'1) with the sassiness of someone way taller. - On the thinner side, about average I guess you can say, with subtle curves,. If you're a boob man, I have plenty 😉.

A little about you: - Prefer you be between 33 - 45 years old. - Flirty, confident, and secure, but not arrogant. - You want that emotional connection first and foremost. - Great sense of humor. Bonus points if it's dark. - Intellectually stimulating and can hold up your end of the conversation. I want you to be curious about me and I you. - Kind, non-judgmental, and take care of yourself (not necessarily a gym rat). - Most importantly -- please have your shit together. - Am I allowed to say that I'm attracted to tall men (at the very least 5'10 or taller) with a full head of hair? Well, I am.

Some other things:

• No immediate sexual talk. When the relationship is built on that, it's never meaningful and never lasts long. I'm perfectly fine with slow burn and am willing to put in the time for the right person. The spicy time comes after genuine connection.

• I throughly understand the need to be discreet and I am drama-free. If you haven't done this before or are not responsible enough to handle being an AP and all that comes with it, please don't bother messaging me. Seriously, don't bring that shit to me.

• I will match your energy. I have time to give to you, and I expect the same in return. I'd like for us to chat throughout the day and into the evenings and weekends. Yes -- I am aware our home & work life will need some attention as well.

• I'm in PST and would really prefer someone in the same time zone or close to it.

• If you value looks over connection and can't talk to someone without knowing what they look like out the gate, then I'm not for you. I'm okay with exchanging pictures sooner rather than later, BUT there needs to be some comfort on my end first. If you're bold enough to send a SFW picture first, I won't stop you 😉

Is this post too long? Oh well. If you made it this far and think we could hit it off, send me a message! Messages that look like you've genuinely put in effort will likely catch my attention 😉. Tell me your age, time zone, a fun fact and a red flag about you (other than the fact that you find yourself here about to respond to my post). 😏 Also, ask me the most random question you can think of. I want to know what's going on in that brain of yours.