Listen, I don’t know about you but I am terrible for remembering when my next dentist appointment is, I book it at the last appointment put it in my phone and forget about it.

6 months later I get a text message telling me “Hey guy, your appointment is in 48 hours see ya then”

For, I don’t know how many years my response was “MFer I forgot and booked who knows what” because I didn’t put the appointment in my work calendar or just ignored it. Year after year every 6 months I would be changing my damn appointment once, maybe twice without fail.

BUT ladies of Reddit, maybe it’s because I’ve matured, maybe it’s because I linked my calendars, maybe it’s because I have an assistant but today I am showing up to the exact appointment I booked 6 months prior.

Big day.

ANYWAYS. I tell you all this because it means I will most likely be away from my phone for the next hour or so when the hundreds and thousands of you lurkers fill my inbox just know it might take me a minute to reply.

I feel like we’ll have more fun getting to know each other in the chats so I’ll give you the basics.

Me: 38, tall, dark hair, CST, married, dad, keeper of lawns, maintainer of teeth and all around easy going Reddit dude. Likes: sports, gym time, talking about the weather with my neighbour, counting my protein and staying hydrated.

Dislikes: Poor teeth management, bashing of spouses, the Dallas Cowboys and all around low vibes.

You: Fun, easy to talk to, lil quirky, understands that we have real lives outside of all this, good vibes.

Bonus points: Active or retired super model… obviously.

I gotta go brush my teeth, cause like who doesn’t before an appointment.

Bring me your banter!