That I stop lurking and put it into writing what I am actually looking for.

About me: I’m a busy professional mum of 2 teens, LTR, DB. I’m witty, cheeky, get far too much enjoyment knowing that I am distracting you and that you are itching to send me a message. I know what I like but I have a very soft side.

I enjoy being outside on a woodland walk with the dog - I always walk through the puddles, that’s what wellies are for! Reading, documentaries, films (marvel over DC, not sorry), varied music taste.

I’m in the UK, ‘conventionally attractive’ curvy brunette, not worried where you’re from if you have the time to commit to staying in contact and don’t judge me for writing arse instead of ass. I have good availability to talk throughout the day, evenings are mostly ok because we work opposite shifts fairly often but I do have the kids!

Looking for someone funny, sarcastic, intelligent, can hold a conversation about literally anything, sexy, kind and strong - if you have big burly man hands even better (they’re my weakness). Not bothered by a ‘dad bod’ and I’m happy to swap pics early. Having said that if we’re the right fit your personality will be far more attractive to me than looks alone.

I’m looking for the connection as well as the sexy stuff, I want to get to know you and fill the gap we’re both missing. Send me your stupid dad jokes, random thoughts (and the more specific ones), tell me about the dickhead slacker at work - I want to know!

If you like what you read and are prepared for unsolicited messages, voice notes/videos and distractions, send me a message. I’m more likely to respond to something that makes me laugh.