A charming quote from an amazing film.

I've had long term affairs before. Chance meetings at majestic locales such as Neighborhood Wal-Mart or the tire pressure machine outside a gas station. Despite their peculiar beginnings, they lasted and ended graciously.

As for an online affair, I've mostly encountered ambivalence, deception and more ghosts than the Catacombs of Paris. And the ones that worked, flamed out too early. Vibes were too Lady Chatterley and not enough Jane Eyre.

Let's chat daily and let things happen naturally. I want to take things slow and create something beautiful together. I have my own finances and availability to travel when the time is right. And when we finally see one another, we'll know who that amazing person is. A beautiful secret we'll keep for years to come.

Looking for someone kind, sincere, assured, emotionally intelligent, romantic and disease free. I share all these traits. Chemistry and charisma are king but as far as physical preferences go, my type is slim, athletic or blessed with voluptuous curves. I'm talking an hourglass figure with curves that enter the room first and subsequently exit last. We'll trade pictures soon to see if we're a match.

If you're a poor communicator, conflicted about this, still missing your ex, neglectful of your mental health, volatile or into the occult, BDSM, choking etc your prince is in another castle. Or dungeon?

I'm not available 24/7 but you will be aware of my status and I do check in often, plus some evenings and most weekends. If you're local, we'll have to plan our meetings ahead. Telegram or Signal preferred.

I love being a dad, my dog, music(currently enjoying Hania Rani), food, film, rooftop bars, hot chocolate when it's cold outside, the evening sky full of stars, petrichor, fitness and learning foreign languages. Also a Christian. Clearly not eligible for sainthood but I'm making it.

Anyway, I'm tall with salt and pepper hair, clean shaven or Indiana Jones scruff, broad shoulders, narrow waist, athletic and I run five days a week and lift weights for three. However, I never turn down pizza or nachos. Hope you prefer your men with muscles, stamina and a certain set of skills. Just like Liam Neeson!

Finally, please only those within the United States, Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico (I miss the beaches there). Let's make plans to see each other once or twice a year. The anticipation alone is worth it. And must be willing to get tested before we do anything.

Let's get it.