It’s been a while, but here I am posting and here you are lurking. Both of us probably replaying every cringe moment that this sub has led to. So why are we here?

I assume like me you think that person is out there , that you can have fun with, smile with, feel that connection with.

And in a world of unsolicited pics, ghosts, kinks that make you doubt the well being of human kind . You’re hesitant to say the least . Yeah me too.

Anyway now we agree on that , let’s see if we can give you a little hope .

You probably want to know the basics like time zone. Central but I can work with others Or if my schedule allows me to be available for something like this. It does . Though you should be curious if my heart is available something like this. Let me guess you want to know how tall I am . I guess I can go take a selfie at a gas station door to show you. Statistics say you’re probably a teacher from Midwest looking for a slow burn. Just a joke. Don’t get your granny panties in a twist.

What else? Gotta mention the gym right because a fit mid 30s dad is pretty rare . I mean I do enjoy the gym and meal prepping because I think the dad bod scam was invented by the same people who sold yall on crocs.

The use of the word yall probably gave my location away and promise with all my laughs, convos and flirting comes complete with a southern accent.

Sure mutual attraction is important. I mean it’s an affair not online platonic high fives . And I’m cool with swapping pics early . Though if the conversation rivals a dentist trying to talk to you during a root canal then we can safely assume we aren’t the one .

I mean honestly how much do you want to read on a Monday morning . I either have your interest at this point and you should say hey. Or you quit reading a while ago and that’s kinda rude . I mean here I am doing all the work and you well you left anyway so guess I’ll let that thought go.

And I’ll do you a solid . My profile is blank but there’s a Ron Swanson quote about pretty dark haired women and breakfast food .

And ummm if you vote for me I’ll make your wildest dreams come true.