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I’m getting unleaded and you are as well. I grab the squeegee to clean my dirty back window and while I do I drip some of the solution on my shoe. You see and I’m so embarrassed. I finish up and scurry into the convenience store out of shame. I’m sure you only pay at the pump because you’re a classy woman.
There’s a deal on bacon today and I wanted it. 2 for $5 I couldn’t pass up. I buy the bacon and leave the store. As I approach my vehicle on my back windshield I see numbers smeared all over it in what looks like shit. It looks like a phone number. While I get closer I notice it’s actually chocolate, Twix I think? I look around to see who did this and that’s when I see you eating a Twix while pulling out of the parking lot. It turns out romance isn’t really dead.
This could be us but you playing.
Message me your favorite gas station and why or if you don’t have one what is your favorite candy to smear on car windows?
Looking forward to talking to you! 🚙🍫🥓
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