Stitute, we’re all missing something if we’re here. let’s be each other’s substitutes for the things we wish we had.

Sorry if you thought I was being spicy right away, that would be far too stereotypical of me. Let’s be only slightly more interesting than that, and I guarantee no unsolicited photography. Obligatory married and won’t change it, but things aren’t perfect. bad mouthing spouses is poor form.

I’d say in terms of what I’m looking for, we all want some fun, a friend to get to know, and eventually maybe be a little sillacious with right? Let’s do it organically though, no telegram for personal reasons, your photo gets mine. Let’s trade early for mutual attraction sake?

A few things about me: - I’ve been told I’m a good looking man, it’s always the queer community hitting on me but I paint my nails too so it’s fabulous. The term bear gets thrown around. - I have a beard, it’s not stubble not quite wizard levels. - I value taking care of yourself, I exercise regularly (running and yoga) but I also believe in the mental healing power of pizza. - I’m sarcastic and enjoy a good tease. - I’m a computer nerd, it’s been a life long affliction, I promise I’m weird in someone’s perfect way. - I heard the term yallternative recently, great way to describe my aesthetic, I’ve adopted floral patterns since my goth roots. - 420 friendly, vices need not be judged.

Things you should be: - able to have a conversation, if I’m carrying it I’ll move on, no judgement but I already do this and don’t want to here. - interested in taking care of yourself. I spend time working on myself in one way or another, and want to share that with someone also doing that. - 420 friendly, I’m a degenerate. You don’t have to be but wouldn’t that be more fun?

Optional bonus: If you game, if you’ve got an alternative aesthetic, if you’re curvy. Those are definitely bonus’s for me. None of that is required, a solid conversation is the lead here.

I’ve been around this block for many years under another name. OPSec is important, don’t get yourself in trouble! I appreciate someone who understands this is risky and has standards to match.

If you made it this far, hell take the few more minutes to shoot your shot! Worst case we have a very pleasant short Sunday funday finding out we don’t groove!